Friday, July 01, 2011

NSFW: Bench's Rugby billboards are OMG!

I haven't gone out all week this week (except to watch Transformers 3 at Shang) so I haven't seen the Bench billboards that have been causing so much traffic talk lately. So I told Bench about it and they obliged by sending massive files of near naked men to my inbox.


Of course I opened the zip file just when my boss passed by. If there had been an ECG attached to my chest right at that moment, we'd have seen some spectacular activity. Behold our rugby team: the Philippine Volcanoes in all their glory!
Arnold Aninion
Filipino/New Zealander
Entrepreneur
Terrence Javier Carroll
Filipino/Australian
Laborer
Jake Robrigado Letts
Filipino/Australian
Post-graduate student
Ned Stephenson
Filipino/Australian
Student
Patrice Ortiz Olivier
Filipino/French
Rugby player
Kenneth Capinpin Stern (left)
Filipino/American
In finance

Chris Everingham (right)
Filipino/Australian
Personal trainer

I can see the shape of their dicks, I swear. Now I'm imagining them magnified. I have to see these billboards!!!

I'm sooo happy Bench got athletes to model their underwear! No offense to our actors and actresses but a body honed and toned by sport and dance is much better than a body shaped by diets and the gym. See photos above? I rest my case.

Rugby is a sport, btw. It's a type of football. I've never watched a game so I really don't know how it works but after seeing those guys clad in just Bench underwear, I think I have a new sport to watch! If you actually want to play, you can go to the PhilSports Complex along Meralco Ave in Pasig for free Rugby 101 sessions (Mon and Wed, 6pm)

Anyway, I didn't know we had a rugby team. Bench sent me info that said we don't have just a team, we have a union! Read more about the Philippine Rugby Football Union on their website or like their Facebook page.

*all images courtesy of Bench Body
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13 comments:

  1. DeaJuly 1, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    KAILANGAN KO NG PAMAYPAY!!!

    I wonder... are those, erm, real? Hindi kaya may medyas or bimpo na diyan somewhere?


    ~Dea
    http://deaguwapa.com

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  2. ZeeJuly 1, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    WOOT WOOT!

    type ko si jake letts! and i agree with using athletes for the campaign. great way to promote philippine sports, too!

    i can just imagine the tabloid talk about this: "Philippine Volcanoes may pasabog sa Pasig!" LOL

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  3. MichelleJuly 1, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    OHMYGOD.

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  4. GorabelsJuly 1, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    WHAT. THE. FUDGE!!!

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  5. vitaMinn styleJuly 2, 2011 at 1:05 AM

    So proud of these kids... to actually choose to play for the Phils (and not for their other hyphenated citizenship), that says a lot! :D

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  6. BloggermanJuly 2, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    I used to be a Bench fan in high school when Richard Gomez was the brand's first model. I might get back buying their products.

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  7. chocowaferJuly 3, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    HAHAHA. SPEECHLESS. have to see these billboards!

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  8. MavJuly 3, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    I see this everyday on my way to work! Kaloka! Haha

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  9. verabearJuly 3, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    passed through the billboards on my to MOA from QC. i was driving though and couldn't turn around to see them! Woah! hahaaha :)

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  10. AnonymousJuly 6, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    Too hot for words.

    the D's are JAWDROPPING hahaha!!

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  11. dazzlerbingJuly 7, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    goodness gracious..im drooling...these men are smokin hot...i love the way they are malaman but toned at the same time...hinsila sobrang payat....very manly

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  12. ShenJuly 7, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    Omg!! Butu na lang I checked mmthis post on my iphone. Dyahe is the bf see me drooling. Lol!!

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  13. AnsherinaJanuary 23, 2012 at 9:40 PM

    WOW!! I read this after I saw your post on twitter.. HOT. HOOOOOOOOT!! Hahaha!


    Almira :)
    numbertwohere

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