Friday, April 22, 2016

Nabasa niyo na ba ang mga kuwento ni Jollibee?

Tawa muna tayo today, guys. Sobrang init ng social media this week. Grabeng bangayan alang-alang sa ating bayan. I wasn't able to blog about our visit to Kidzania and the two secrets to a happy marriage! Next week na lang.

I'm stepping away from Facebook this weekend dahil di ko na ma-take, lalo na't nakatanggap ako ng mga di kanais-nais na words from some people who didn't like that I wasn't supporting their candidate. But before I logged off, a friend shared this photo from this page:


Haha, a fat joke in this time of political correctness! Much funnier than that notorious non-joke definitely. So I checked out the FB page called Mga Kuwento ni Jollibee (fan-made lang, not by the brand... daw) and sobrang nag-lift ang mood ko because of these:

 Proud siya sa big butt niya!

But Jollibee will do anything to look slim, too.

But not too slim...

The fake Jollibee posts are numerous! Hindi talaga magaya si Bee!


Kasi maraming may crush sa kanya, being the biggest bee in the country:

Jollibee also gets kilig when he meets celebs:


 But we all know Jollibee is the biggest celeb of them all. Na-kidnap tuloy siya.


I like these. He's so landi!


Type ko rin the Throwbacks and Flashbacks:
P2.95 ang Yumburger!!!


And because he can't resist taking jabs at the competition (which I love, btw!):

 Aww. Friends na kasi kayo!

As for the elections, maging friends na tayong lahat!


Ika nga ni Bee, "Happy weekend, everyone!" Wag na muna tayo mag-Facebook unless gusto niyo mapasaya ng Mga Kuwento ni Jollibee!


5 comments:

  1. haha thanks for sharing this, made my day! will now follow Mga Kuwento ni Jollibee on Facebook! :-)

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  2. hahaha super aliw ko! Thank you, Frances! :))

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  3. Hahahahahahhaha omg tawang tawa ako. I needed this. :)) Thanks for sharing Frances!

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  4. Made my day! Hahaha. Thanks for this.:)

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  5. Ang saya! Favorite ko yun nagpapacute kaso 'di pinapansin ni crush. Napaka cute talaga ni Jollibee. I love Jollibee sooo much. Kaya nga ako na love at first sight sa husband ko kasi nun first time na nagkita kami, he was holding Jollibee french fries. This made my day!

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